So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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