I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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