It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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