When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
