And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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