She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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