i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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