i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this hospital has no fireball
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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