But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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