Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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