thus making me awesome and them whores
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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