Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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