i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We're too hungover to prance.
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