Im at strip club and am horny
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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