Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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