It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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