He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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