It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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