If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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