so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Watching her eat just hurts me
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We have so much sex to catch up on
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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