when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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