are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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