It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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