I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We left the knife in your bed.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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