they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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