Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
