hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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