i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
His hands were made for my vagina.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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