i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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