The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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