You smell like a Billy Joel song
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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