I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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