She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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