I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Randomize
