That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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