this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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