You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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