He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize