windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Can you bring me the toilet please
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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