Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
