And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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