oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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