he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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