Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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