Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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