Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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