Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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