i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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