You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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