I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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