You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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