i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Hippo gnu deer
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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