Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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