How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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