some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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