I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
