im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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