We named our party play list daddy issues
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just pee around me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
