remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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